The Signal

Wǎnshàng piàoliang, got something for you. A radio signal, from the hotzone. Text-only, and pretty messy. I’ll try to clean it up a little.

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Triangulating now. Gǒu shǐ! Take a look at this. Either they’ve got some serious relays, or some weird shit is happening. Hold on, someone’s answering, from our side…

Are you alone?

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How do we help?

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Can we talk to it?

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Holy shit.

The Signal

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